Press Release

Another Artist follows cue from Radiohead.

Joel Kaminer announces special "This Life" Advanced copy packages!

Using YouTube as his media platform, the Business Advisor, Fan Club President, Perpetual Lawn Doctor and Real Estate Broker of singer/songwriter and producer Marc Ribler, has revealed an innovative digital distribution and pricing policy for Ribler's long awaited sophomore release, "This Life", which he refers to as, "The Music Industry Solution".

With the huge prospects Kaminer expects for this release, he decided to make novel use of "the internets" to get the music to the people. Instead of worrying about duplication and music stealing, Kaminer has introduced his new policy: The 2007 Advanced Listening License. He has set up Marc Ribler's site to provide instant access to the forms to apply for the purchase of this license.

This license accounts for individuals, families, and hot chicks. It requires only five forms of identification: two major credit cards, social security number (or passport), daddy's license number, and cousin's sister's social security number. Once identified, an individual can purchase an Advanced Listening License for $49.99, or a Family License, which allows unlimited extended family members their own copies, for $89.99. Addressing the Rock Star's need for hordes of women, Kaminer has made special consideration for hot chicks, he stated, "the gurls can just name their price".

Kaminer stated in his video presentation, "This Life", is expected to see big results and become the envy of "all the kids at the sodie pop shoppe". The title track from this CD has been included in a popular commercial campaign for condoms which created tremendous public reponse.

Given the unique and generous opportunity for this most promising album, Joel has endeavored to pack in even more value. The first 500 buyers will be sent a rack of Ribler's Ribs with the family's special sauce. The first 1000 will get original promotional condoms from the TV ad and an autographed full size poster of Marc Ribler's crotch.

He cites the recent "name your price" policy of "RadioShackhead"[sic] as partial inspiration for his decision, as well as the attention and influence it seemed to effect in Oasis, Nine Inch Nails and Madonna. A long time master of the music industry, business, economics and used cars, Kaminer found valuable fodder in these recent developments.

Kaminer stated in his video presentation, "This Life", is expected to see big results and become the envy of "all the kids at the sodie shoppe". The title track from this CD has been included in a popular commercial campaign for condoms which created tremendous public response.

About the Advanced Release

Joel's announcement video can be seen at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vPlCIDQ1hg

The link for instant access to to forms to get the licenses are available at: MarcRibler.com/order_advanced.php

About Joel Kaminer

Prior to establishing himself as King of the Ribler camp, Joel Kaminer led a quiet and introspective life in the still rim of the Georgia mountains, with the love of his life, Ethel. He dwelled, he listened, and he read the greatest of thinkers from Dr. Wayne Dyer to Ted Nugent to Deepak Chopra.

Though he led a fulfilling and lucrative life as a spiritual and business journeyman, who was known throughout the hills as top spiritual advisor that always had the best deals on used cars, he still felt there was something missing in his life.

His path was brightened when he heard a condom ad. The tune burned truth through his ears and seared warmth down to his thighs. He immediately began his quest to find out more about that tune.

The search, which would earn the envy of even the top stalkers, led him on a cross country journey, checking every juke joint, yellow page and internet cafe.

Finally, the pieces began coming together. He learned the tune was called, "This Life" and performed by Marc Ribler. After four hundred and eighty six e-mails to MarcRibler.com, finally, he got the reply he was seeking: Marc invited him to the mountain.

The new career began with a now legendary introduction to Marc's first YouTube submission. Impressed with Kaminer's savvy from the start, Ribler commented, "I've never seen a human being so driven for someone else's success, yet I do suspect he is bathing in the enormous ego gratification".

Only weeks later, Kaminer signed on with Ribler as Business Advisor, Fan Club President, Perpetual Lawn Doctor and Real Estate Broker. With his wife Ethel by his side, Kaminer calls himself the very definition of a satisfied man.

"Yes," his wife verified, "Joel has never been happier, and I just love that cutie Marc", and with a wink added, "you know what they say, Ribler for her pleasure".

About Marc Ribler

Marc currently resides in Joel's basement. He shares this space with Joel's son and they are reported to play quite nicely together. Of Marc, Kaminer adds, "Marc can always just go out and shake his stuff and women are always wanting to tune his G-string, you know how the saying goes, "Ribler for her pleasure"."